looovin, is what I got

GPS

• steph: dude so i saw this GPS on slickdeals and i'm considering buying it. it comes with lifetime traffic and all. and it's widescreen!
• me: yeah but how often will you use it?
• steph: that's true, i can only think of one time within the last year that I would have used...
• henry (in the background): did you get taller?
• steph: huh?
• henry: you look taller. does that make you feel more confident?
• steph: um i don't think so...
• me: ...
• steph: ...
• (long uncomfortable pause)
• me: uhhh hey steph, we'll continue this conversation later